- Smoke cigarettes. For high tar and nicotine levels, I would suggest
Marlboro, Winston, and Camel.
- Drink alcohol. To speed up the effect, drive on I-285 in Atlanta.
- Make friends with a man/woman who is extremely jealous. Buy him/her a
handgun. Then sleep with his/her wife/husband.
- Go to Pamploma for the running of the bulls. Get at the back of the crowd.
Right before it begins, tie your shoelaces together.
- Go to work for your local crime boss. Ask for the assignment of collecting
protection money. Keep it.
- Two words: red meat.*
- Ride a motorcycle without a helmet. Tailgate someone who has a bumper
sticker that reads "I BRAKE FOR NO APPARENT REASON."
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