Guitar Novelties

Here are some guitar-themed trinkets.

A two-inch long fashion pin souvenir from Hard Rock Café.

A coffee mug (or pencil mug) with a guitar appropriately distorted into a handle.

A pair of socks that make you a better guitarist when worn during a gig.*

MORE TO COME . . . at some juncture

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*No guarantee. Use only as directed. Results may vary. Not valid with any other offer. Do not wear if allergic to socks. Views expressed herein are solely those of the socks and do not reflect those of the curator. Not liable for any damages arising from scorpions hiding therein. Possible side effects include hangnails, heartaches, sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia, and mild to moderate death. For best results, please insert one foot per sock. Not designed for the effective making of coleslaw. Shipping and handling extra. Not affiliated with any government agency. (Or if we are, we are not authorized to disclose it.) Allegro Music Museum does not encourage or endorse the wearing of the socks on the wrong feet. Not packaged for individual resale. In accordance with Title 75 U.S.Code Section 103, you only pay for what you need. Equal employing opportunist. Any resemblance to actual persons, humanoids, automatoms, or stuffed toys, whether living or dead, historical or fictional, is purely coincidental, except where intentional. No connection to the fake news coverage of Sri Lankan businesses after the 2019 Easter bombings. Do not ingest. Ask your doctor or pharmacist. Wait, are we still talking about the socks? I can't believe you're still reading this.