Blame The Weatherman

No wonder people blame the weatherman for the weather, when he takes credit for it!
For example:
  • Our forecast is calling for . . .
  • We're going to keep the winds in the east.
  • I think we'll take it back into the 90s.
  • We'll keep it cloudy for Saturday.
  • We've got cloudy skies out there for you this morning.
  • I keep showers and drizzle around until midnight.
  • We're going to crank out some very gusty wind.
  • About midafternoon we'll bring in those showers.
  • We finally dry it out on Sunday.
  • We're going to heat it up . . .
  • We'll have southwest winds for you.
  • We're going to keep the highs below average this morning.
  • I've upped the snowfall accumulation totals.
  • We'll build in a little bit of instability.
  • We'll warm things up a bit for you.
  • Tonight we'll keep it pretty quiet.
  • We will increase the chance of rain tomorrow.
  • And then a little later on, we'll bring in that cold front.
  • We're going to throw some wind into the mix as well.
  • We'll ease it back down to 99 degrees on Saturday.
  • We have another thirty-six hours or so before we start to dry things out.
  • We finally got the storms to calm down around 3:00 A.M.
  • We're going to turn up the heat around here the next few days.
  • We'll keep the highs below ninety.
  • . . . as we crank up the wind.
  • We’ll send a couple of hurricanes your way on Thursday.
  • We have clear skies out there for you this morning.
  • We'll take you up to ninety degrees on Saturday.
  • Your contribution here.
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Amy Grant and Gary Chapman made it worse when they wrote this lyric:
Come on, weatherman, give us a forecast snowy white. Can't you hear the prayers of every childlike heart tonight?
Now they're having us praying to the weatherman!


I used to say, "I don't know weather. The meteorologist knows."
Now I say, "I don't know whether the meteorologist knows."