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a.k.a.
All The News That's Fit To Misprint

"Journalism consists largely in saying 'Mollow Jones died' to people who never knew Mollow Jones was alive."
--G.K. Chesterton
Is this the evacuation or the stranded passengers?
And then there was the New Hampshire newspaper that misspelled its own name on its front page:

THE RUSSLER
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