- Before you hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine.
- Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.
- Don't order a drink for the road, because the road is already laid out.
- Even God lends a hand to honest boldness.
- Funny is an attitude.
- If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
- The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
- Violence is the tool of the ignorant.
- What I wanta know is, if we're so oversexed, how come we're still a minority?