• Before you hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine.
• Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.
• Don't order a drink for the road, because the road is already laid out.
• Even God lends a hand to honest boldness.
• Funny is an attitude.
• If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
• The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
• Violence is the tool of the ignorant.
• What I wanta know is, if we're so oversexed, how come we're still a minority?

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