Some people only participate in religious ceremonies on three occasions in their lives,
viz.
- Christening
- Matrimony
- Funeral
In other words, you could say they only "go to church" when they are
- BRED, WED, & DEAD
- CARRIED, MARRIED & BURIED
- HATCHED, MATCHED & DISPATCHED
- coming from the WOMB, becoming BRIDE & GROOM, going to the TOMB