In each list of Texas town names, here's the phony!
| Texarkana, Texhoma, Texico, Texline, Texon | (Texico is in New Mexico.) |
| Amarillo Ranch Estates, Dalworthington Gardens, Hunters Creek Village | |
| Crockett, Bowie, Travis | (But there is a Travis County.) |
| Angus, Longhorn, Hereford | |
| Cross, Cross City, Cross Cut, Cross Plains, Cross Roads, Cross Timber | |
| Sweetwater, Agua Dulce, Eau Douce | |
| West, Muleshoe, Gun Barrel City, Horse Trough, Cut And Shoot, Circle Back, Lariat, Bronco, Cactus | |
| Alamo, Alamo Alto, Alamo Heights, Alamo Hill | |
| Happy, Jolly, Merry, Smiley | |
| Enterprise, Commerce, Industry | (But there is a Mount Enterprise.) |
| Bay City, Baytown, Bayville | |
| New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Phoenix, San Diego, San Jose, San Francisco, Detroit, Boston, Atlanta | |
| Hoover, Dyson, Kirby, Eureka | |
| Blooming Grove, Dripping Springs, Living Desert, Rolling Hills, Whispering Pines | (There's a ghost town named Burning Bush.) |
| Pheasant, Quail, Turkey | |
| The Colony, The Woodlands, The Village, The Grove | |
| Browndell, Brownfield, Brownrock, Brownsboro, Brownsville, Brownwood | |
| Chico, Hico, Mico, Rico | (There's a ghost town named Tampico.) |
| Benton, Sinton, Denton, Vinton, Trenton | |
| Eden, Nirvana, Camelot, Utopia | |
| China, Brazil, India, Mexico, Egypt, Italy | |
| Antelope, Buffalo, Cougar, Elk, White Deer | |
| Clyde, Claude, Cloud | |
| Telescope, Telephone, Telegraph | |
| Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison | (But there is a Madisonville.) |
| Arkansas City, Colorado City, Missouri City, Ohio City, Texas City | |
| Woodriver, Woodbranch, Woodcreek | |
| Delhi, Peking, Moscow, Paris, Athens | |
| Alvin, Simon, Theodore | |
| Burr, Burke, Burne, Burkett, Burnet, Burkburnett | |
| Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Pluto | (And no Neptune or Uranus.) |
| Zapata, Zavalla, Zephyr, Zuni, Zunkerville | |
| Lone Star, Lone Star, Lone Star, Lone Star, Lone Star, Lone Star | (I only found five of 'em.) |