Russlerisms


Three tips concerning the use of the internet:

  1. There is a lot of misinformation on the internet.
  2. Everything on the internet is reliable.


IF YOU LOVE EGYPT



Interviewer:   Do you have multiple personalities?
The Russler:   Who are you asking?

The Russler:   I have 21 of these, and seven people to give them to.
The Assistant:   Give them three each.
The Russler:   Thanks. That helps me allot.


Verses For Seniors

  • "The very hairs of your head are numbered."
    –Phlippants 2:1
  • "Blessed are the pacemakers."
    –1st Cardiacs 12:34
  • "Give us this day our daily meds."
    –Hippocrates 24:7
  • "Let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we diet."
    –Isayit 207:206


The precedence of
Boolean operators
is
NOT, AND, OR
not
AND, OR, NOT
and not
OR, NOT, AND
or
NOT, OR, AND.


Time Travel Club

meets on Thursday nights

from 7:30 until 6:00.


*And I mean "literally" literally.

I tried an experiment with a messaging app.
Click HERE to see the result!