- Soft drinks at that place will cost you $2 a pop.
- I hate to make blanket statements, but I think there's been a cover-up.
- If you have a stomach bug, shouldn't you see a gastroentomologist?
- I spilled glue all over this ink pen, but I can't seem to throw it away. I've become attached to it.
- Turn your TO-DO List into a TA-DA List!
- I'll go out of my way to avoid a detour.
- Oh yeah? Well, my dog can lick your dog!
- I was talking to the group about electroconvulsive therapy. People were shocked.
- Robert has been instrumental in promoting a cappella music.
- I said my name was Giuseppe Righello, but I was only Joe King.
- Since sunscreen blocks UV rays, can you use it as eyedrops and look directly at the sun?
- I don't remember being this forgetful!
- Like . . . I was like, "What's she like? Like, do you like, like her?"
- I've been diagnosed with sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia.
- Alison was very vocal about women keeping silent.
- I don't have all my wits about me. Some of my wits are about other people.
- We went to the service at the cathedral,
and everyone was griping about everything.
It was clear that we had reached critical mass.
- I used to have a spring in my step. Now it's a fall.
- It smells bad in our shopping center's parking lot, but it's not my fault. It's asphalt.
- I saw this guy riding a bicycle, and when he got to a stop sign, he didn't stop.
But he did slow down. So, I pulled him off of his bike and started beating him up.
When he yelled at me to stop . . . I just slowed down. . . .
- An unhealthy person is always coming down with something. A hypochondriac is always coming up with something.
- Interviewer: Do you have multiple personalities?
- The Russler: Who are you asking?
The precedence of
NOT, AND, OR
AND, OR, NOT
OR, NOT, AND
NOT, OR, AND.
Time Travel Club
meets on Thursday nights
from 7:30 until 6:00.
I tried an experiment with a messaging app.
Click HERE to see the result!