Russlerisms


Three tips concerning the use of the internet:

  1. There is a lot of misinformation on the internet.
  2. Everything on the internet is reliable.


IF YOU LOVE EGYPT


º   Monsieur Dubois:   We'd like permission to — 'ow you say? converse — in French.
º   Madame Dubois:   May we?
º   The Russler:   Mais oui!2

Interviewer:   Do you have multiple personalities?
The Russler:   Who are you asking?

The Russler:   I have 21 of these, and seven people to give them to.
The Assistant:   Give them three each.
The Russler:   Thanks. That helps me allot.


Verses For Seniors

  • "The very hairs of your head are numbered."
    –Phlippants 2:1
  • "Blessed are the pacemakers."
    –1st Cardiacs 12:34
  • "Give us this day our daily meds."
    –Hippocrates 24:7
  • "Let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we diet."
    –Isayit 207:206
  • "A living dog is better than a deadline."
    –Eccleselastic 9:4


The precedence of
Boolean operators
is
NOT, AND, OR
not
AND, OR, NOT
and not
OR, NOT, AND
or
NOT, OR, AND.


Time Travel Club

meets on Thursday nights

from 7:30 until 6:00.


1And I mean "literally" literally.
2French for "Of course!" Pronounced "May we!"


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Thank you for reading these russlerisms. I mean that from both my ventricles.